Emergency Services Fans Gifts

'For gosh sake, be patient!....It's bound to happen sooner or later!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Head in the sand.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Where's the fire, pal?"

"Let me through - I'm a data analyst!"

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After budget cuts, emergency services streamlined their phone services.

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Fire brigade, hurry, a man's trying to get into my room. You need the police. No, he's on the ground floor and he needs a ladder to get up to my room.

"We're not talking this guy anywhere until we change his underwear!"

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

I got woken by my neighbour's fire alarm last night. - 'I went to dial 999 but I hit the 'hash' key by accident.' - 'I got put through to the Jamaican Embassy...' - 'They just said, 'Take it easy, Peel. Everything is gonna be alright.'' -

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

'Listen it's not our fault that you are short-handed...'

Greece on fire

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