Emergency Service Supporter Gifts

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Helicopter

"My God, now what?"

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"This way, O' Brien."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'