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Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Helicopter

"My God, now what?"

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I've got a pulse!"

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

Thanks, Heroes!

"This way, O' Brien."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'