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I was mugged. Call IX-I-I!

Helicopter

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

"Look! No hands!"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

The princess and the key

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"My God, now what?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

Euphemistic.

"I've got a pulse!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Car traffic.