Emergency Service Admirer Pillows

I was mugged. Call IX-I-I!

Helicopter

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

"Look! No hands!"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

The princess and the key

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Euphemistic.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Car traffic.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'