Emergency Mishap Fan Gifts

Head in the sand.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

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"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

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"I knew you'd come!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

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Saving the leaf.

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

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