Emergency Mishap Fan Gifts

Head in the sand.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Sling

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

A shark swims into a desert island.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Daft Buggers Rescue

Saving the leaf.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass.

First Aid

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."