Postage Fan Pillows

US Post office,stamps and stamp by-products.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Yoyo sheep

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Wine of the Day Club

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"There's the mailman!"

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'I told her not to follow me!'

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"We raise our beef humanely."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Man shaking hands with a bull

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.