Post-it Fan Pillows

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I compose using post it notes!"

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Penfriend

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I can't see my screen!!"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

The King's New Robes.

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

"Lousy spell check."

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

'We've broken your list into eighty-four subgroups. Our work here is done.'

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

'Fantastic! Now I always know where both are, my specs and my post-its!'

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

Ego

Run out and get me some lunch.

Scissors and pen

"Posh? She sneers if you buy a second class stamp!"

"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.