Post-it Prodigy Pillows

"I compose using post it notes!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

I quilt therefore I am

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"I can't see my screen!!"

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

"To be or not to be."

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

"I've already spent a fortune on mobile devices for her. I guess the days of kids playing with pots and pans are over."

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'