Post-it Aficionado Pillows

'We've broken your list into eighty-four subgroups. Our work here is done.'

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

'Fantastic! Now I always know where both are, my specs and my post-its!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Fine Print Letters

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Breakfast Printing Press

Printing Room

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Why on earth do they use such a small font? I can't read anything!