Postcard Aficionado Pillows

Hey y'all.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Wish you were steer!

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"You can always count on me."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

Sunrise and Sunset

Postcards from Heaven...

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Fine Print Letters

Hello from the lakes!

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Travel Scenes

'The check is in the mail...'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

'Come over here, Miss Twiggle. I want to dictate a postcard.'

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....