Printmaking Fan Pillows

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Wake up."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Missing Sock

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Stick Bandit

News Hourglass

Ask Us About Gift Wrapping

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Penfriend

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

A dog sits at her typwriter

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'