Typewriter Fan Pillows

A dog sits at her typwriter

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Pinochio's Computer

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

General Writing War and Peace

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"Wake up."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

I love Fountain Pens

Penfriend

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"And this is the electronic version."

'Well, does typewriter whiteout make me invisible?'