Typewriter Fan Gifts

A dog sits at her typwriter

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Pinochio's Computer

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Wake up."

General Writing War and Peace

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Penfriend

Computers: In and Obsolete.

I love Fountain Pens

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

Fortune Cookie Writers

e. e. cummings explained. 'It's all fixed, sir, all that is except the shift key.'