Giant Typewriter Fan Gifts

'Robert writes books for the hard of seeing.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Penfriend

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

A dog sits at her typwriter

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

"Lousy spell check."

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

Giant reptile mounts devoured cities on plaques.

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

'All I did for him, and he just dumped me for new media.'

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'