Giant Furniture Fan Gifts

"His desk was too big for his office. He wasn't about to cut it."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'I miss my water bed.'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'