Giant Furniture Fan Mugs

"His desk was too big for his office. He wasn't about to cut it."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

'I miss my water bed.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?