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'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Wake up."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

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"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Penfriend

"And this is the electronic version."

A dog sits at her typwriter

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"Lousy spell check."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."