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'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Man Ray

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Wake up."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

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Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

Why Elephants Never Forget.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"And this is the electronic version."

A dog sits at her typwriter

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

"Lousy spell check."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

'Those show-offs. Did you see their coffee table Kindle?'