Paperback Fan Gifts

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Bring out yer books!'

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"I'm in children's books, myself."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

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A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

1984 ; pop-up edition...

"I didn't see you."

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

"As Piglet said, Honey Sales are down. But sales of Empty Honey Jars That Hold Popped Balloons are way up."

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