Paperback Enthusiast Gifts

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

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The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Yea Olde Book Store Featuring Works on Paper

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

Reading my Critics

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Rare Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Bring out yer books!'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Two Generations of Readers

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The Month of August

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Book market

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'