Paperback Collector Gifts

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Sign my yearbook?"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'Bring out yer books!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'E-books?'

Two Generations of Readers

Divine Desk Bins

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'

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"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"I have an app for that."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Home Sweet Second Home.

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

You trip on it, you buy it.