Paperback Devotee Gifts

"What a Luddite! I bought him a Kindle, but he'll only read hard copy."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Television Readers.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Rare Books

'Bring out yer books!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Two Generations of Readers

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Snowman outside library.

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

Under the microscope

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"