Paperbacks Gifts

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

Two Generations of Readers

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Rare Books

'Bring out yer books!'

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Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Newspaper dog

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'

Early news deliveries.

Ed Goes Green

"Gramps, tell me again of your scary childhood...when milk men and paper boys walked the earth!"

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

'No, I'm just the paperboy... THAT'S the postman!'