Paperback Loyalist Gifts

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling this a @#$% book club.

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

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The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Best friends without borders.

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Voter impatience.

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Replica Football Merchandise

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

Ball and Chain

'Books that stayed books.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."