Paperback Loyalist Gifts

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

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The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Best friends without borders.

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Voter impatience.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

'Books that stayed books.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.