Library Loyalist Gifts

Do It Now! Self help book - "It's well overdue, I just couldn't get round to bringing it back."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Catalogue of little books.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'