Library Supporter Gifts

"This spells out the council's decision - in easy to read emoticons."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the scribe"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Gen-Next Library

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Author does not do tricks."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Myths and legends...

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'