Library Hero Gifts

Conan the Librarian.

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Myths and legends...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Two Generations of Readers

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Caw blimey!'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

The household cavalry

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Ask your computer.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'