Library Adventurer Gifts

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"Wait. We're the pests?"

Animals doing research get kicked out of the library.

"And this is the book on time travel I borrowed a week from now."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Can you help me find a book I saw here a few months ago? It was a hardcover...and...lots of pages inside. Do you have any like that?'

'Dimly Lit' section in a library.

"...An old librarian wearing glasses directed you to the supernatural section?... Well, there was someone fitting your description who worked here once, but..."

Conspiracy Theories...

Mystery Murder

'I couldn't understand it!'

'I was accidently locked in at closing.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Resourcefulness

'Anything on suspended animation?'

Couple arguing in the romance section of the library.

Public Library. Check out books here. Sorry, Mr. Jones -- No Agatha Christie until you've finished Herman Melville.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"You have a lovely preface."

Small, Medium And Large Books

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Crime in bookshop

House of books.

"I'm after the history section."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'