Library Wanderer Gifts

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Crime

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

A woman in glasses

Alright PAL! for the last time, Where's your self-help books

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

'All the copies of 'You and Your Kleptomania' have disappeared again.'

'We can't find any of of Waldo books.'

"Right we've found Community Resources, IT access points, DVD rental, audiobooks and Meeting Rooms....now we just need to find the books!"

'I don't need to come here to read books any more, but I sure do miss smelling them.'

Empty 'Abduction' Bookshelf

"It must be the season of the year."

Coffee Table Books

"I'm after the history section."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Gen-Next Library

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Author does not do tricks."

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.