Library Wanderer Pillows

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Crime

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

A woman in glasses

Alright PAL! for the last time, Where's your self-help books

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

'All the copies of 'You and Your Kleptomania' have disappeared again.'

'We can't find any of of Waldo books.'

"Right we've found Community Resources, IT access points, DVD rental, audiobooks and Meeting Rooms....now we just need to find the books!"

'I don't need to come here to read books any more, but I sure do miss smelling them.'

Empty 'Abduction' Bookshelf

"It must be the season of the year."

Coffee Table Books

"I'm after the history section."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Two Generations of Readers