Bookstore Wanderer Gifts

The Self-Help Guide to Choosing a Self-Help Guide

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Bibles: OldTestament,New Testament, King James Edition, Swimsuit Edition.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Fact...autobiography...fiction: 'See - it's always somewhere in between...'

Science fiction in a Bookshop.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Fiction book sales.

Yea Olde Book Store Featuring Works on Paper

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Do you have anything on how to be a show dog, at the entry level?'

"How many books can I fit between these bookends?"

"Isn't it a bit strange how they don't have any books on conspiracy theories?"

Books.

"I wish to complain about this 'pop-up' version of the 'Kama Sutra.'"

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Horror

French BookstoreCafe.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'

Acme Bookshop - Now in stock - Hundreds of video classics in special readers' editions.

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.'

The Little Book of Irritating Television Celebrities

"Mmm, smell this one."

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Spirituality.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The practical psychopath

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!