Library Lurker Gifts

"Do you have any books on construction?"

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

"Oh, I've never actually read any of your books. . . I come to these hoping the author will pass away and the book will increase in value!"

"There's plenty more books inside."

Meet the Author's Cat

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Spy Thriller!

'Are you sure 'Animal Farm' is checked out?'

Books vs mobile phones

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'