Library Seeker Gifts

The Battle Between Television and Books

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Gen-Next Library

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Author does not do tricks."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Booster shots

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Myths and legends...