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The Battle Between Television and Books

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Author does not do tricks."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Booster shots

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...