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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Author does not do tricks."

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Two Generations of Readers

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.