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'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Dictionary Corner

Book Shop Shelf

Reading room

"Look out. . . The...bookshelf is falling."

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

You have the right to remain silent

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

'Book within a Book'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'Get in lane now' at library.

'Are you going to borrow that book or what?!..This isn't a newsagents you know!..'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

I'm in the mood for a gothic romance.

Library sections - Music, Art ... Crime (missing) History..

Spy Thriller!

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you but this is a library.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

Paranormal A-Z...