Library Exploring T-Shirts

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

World Tour.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Gen-Next Library

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"