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Books 'n' Carrots

Magic book

Lion statue attacking the patrons of the New York Public Library.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Crime in bookshop

House of books.

"I'm after the history section."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Universe of reading

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

Inbox and outbox for books

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Medical Books ( sore subjects ).

"There's probably room for one more."

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'I stole it from the library.'

Books versus TV.