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Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

Powerful bookends.

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Two Generations of Readers

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'He was a great writer'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Catalogue of little books.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'