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Inbox and outbox for books

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"That book is not available at this branch, this library system or this solar system, but we can order it for you."

Sstranger than fiction

'Just browsing? You can do that without a computer?'

'Tsk! I don't recall reading anything about that!'

"Hey, this isn't a medical school diploma. It says you have six books overdue at the libaray!"

'Have you the Karma Sutra in large print?'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Large Print Section of the Library.

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

Ancient History section of a library with stone tablets for books.

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Large print books and 'small words' books.

Library 'Good' 'Bad' 'Trash'

Library Hold Up with Silencers

"I want to check out that book that has every trick in it."

'Where do you keep the books on paranoia?', 'Who wants to know?'

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.

"May I check you out for dinner?"

BOOKS OF THE GODS

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

Cat and dog in a library

"Well there's no way we could afford to buy this lot!"

Canine Library. No cell phones. No squeaky toys.

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Medical Books ( sore subjects ).

Library is divided into 3 sections: Young Readers, Adults, Waiting for Death.

Health and Safety Accident

"We were able to build this nice, new library when Mr. Comstock paid all of his overdue book fines,"

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Library Returns

"Due to all the cuts there's been a change in our terms and conditions. . . now you have to lend us the books."