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"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Two Generations of Readers

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Catalogue of little books.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Ask your computer.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

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