Library Enthusiasts Pillows

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

Powerful bookends.

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Bring out yer books!'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'He was a great writer'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'