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Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Two Generations of Readers

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Catalogue of little books.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Ask your computer.'

Monster Self-Help