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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Two Generations of Readers

Myths and legends...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'