Exploring Libraries Gifts

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the scribe"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

Gen-Next Library

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Author does not do tricks."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Two Generations of Readers

Myths and legends...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now