Library Explorers Gifts

"How do I google something with this?"

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'What's a vice-girl like you doing in a place like this?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Bookworm

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Reading my Critics

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Isabel Allende

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Baby Screen Time

Myths and legends...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'