Library Visits Gifts

Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Separating fact from fiction will be your main objective this morning.

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Barns

First library card

'Due to cutbacks, we've removed the last 20 pages from every mystery novel.'

Think For Yourself

"Well we've found Community Resources, IT access points,video and DVD rental,audiobooks and meeting rooms...Now we just need to find the books..."

'Which one shall I get?'

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

Ancient History section of a library with stone tablets for books.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"He's looking for something for the beach."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'Not while I am the librarian.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'She has an enquiring mind - like why did you do that and why didn't you do the other?'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are!'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'I want a classic that reveals eternal truths, absolute justice and moral courage without challenging my basic prejudices.'

'I want it renewed until we get the leg of our sideboard mended.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

Bookshop Adventure