Library Visitor Gifts

"It's okay, It's a shhhushhh...kebab"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Catalogue of little books.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Charles Addams.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.