Quirky Library Visitor Gifts

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"I'm after the history section."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

Books vs mobile phones

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Building Books.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Crime

A woman in glasses

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'Are you sure 'Animal Farm' is checked out?'

Field guide to North American plumbers

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People

Ventriloquism for Gummies

"There's plenty more books inside."

Meet the Author's Cat

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

'Do you have any employers references?'