Punny Librarian Gifts

Library - Food For Thought.

Do it yourself books.

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Building Books.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

New From Why? Books

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

Real Life Bookshop.

Hard to reach books.

Hard to Reach Books.

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Shooter uses silencer for gunfight in library.

Flu Shots

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Lion statue attacking the patrons of the New York Public Library.

Pop-up Book of Missiles

Powerful bookends.

We've never really had use for a Fashion section